O-Zone Man Pushes for Obama

We all new this was coming, for several weeks even. For 14 months, “Ozone Man” has lurked in the shadows and avoided the spotlight, reveling in notion that America once again needed him. Yesterday, Gore finally broke his silence and delivered an environmentally safe speech endorsing Senator Barack Obama. As much as we were pissed off at Gore back in 2000 for losing an “un-losable” election, you can’t help but to admire him. Gore seems to me as doing much better for himself (and the world) in the weird position he’s in now. More importantly, Al Gore is a visual mnemonic for “what could have been”.

Just looking at him, listening too him speak, invokes strong feelings and emotions of hope and the need for change. This man could have changed the world had Florida (and the rest of America) not royally hopped on the boat of failure for the lose. So standing next to the “agent of change” himself, and endorsing him was a powerful moment for America as a whole. Democratic. Republican. Independent. We all need that hope in our lives, cuz this shit has to stop. Here’s to you Ozone Man.
The Scion of Balance.