Getting by this Valentine’s Season
It's the eleventh hour, and yes you forgot to buy her something. This post is being written on February 13th. I would have wrote it earlier but just like you, I forgot. No worries. But despite having at least a good 18 something hours to get something remotely meaningful, you're not going to. And why? Who cares? She doesn't. And because of that, you're gonna have to hear this brought up for the next "who the hell knows", that or she'll just give you the whole guilt trip. If this is how your girlfriend reacts, then chances are that you probably ...
Dear Ex-Girlfriend: You Can Do Better
Dear Ex-Girlfriend, ::sigh:: You can do better. I was trying to think of a more gentle way to say it but I don't have to, I'm not your man. Granted, enough time has passed that I am in no way upset that you are seeing someone new (nor is it my place to be so). Honestly, I'm just happy that you aren't dwelling on the past. It's not good for you. But then again, neither is your new dude.
My Beef with Breakfast
I hate breakfast. I hate making breakfast. I'd rather be asleep. The only reason I eat breakfast is because I love food. But what I don't love is being forced to believe that eating breakfast will make me a more efficient and healthy person. It is 7:51AM right now as I'm writing this and I have not eaten breakfast nor do I intend to. What has Breakfast done for you lately? The best thing to come out of 3031+ years of Breakfast was Orange Juice. Orange Juice and those teeny sausages, but they're not even that great. I loathe making pancakes. ...
I Never Call Back…Like EVER
A few days ago, a friend of mine pointed out a bad habit I have. I never call girls back once they give me their number. Apparently, she and some of my other female friends consider this kind of behaviour enough to merit me the title "Worst person in the world". I am fully aware that this pisses some people off, yet I keep doing it (unintentionally). Why would you work so hard to charm a lady, and then act as if you were uninterested after you've obtained her contact information?
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